I made a live-action microbudget feature that's finally out after a very long period of post + festival screenings, and it feels old as fuck to me by now. But if you like stories about introspection, loneliness, morally questionable characters, and people eating used tampons as much as I do, you just might enjoy your time with us.

With all my black hole of a heart, 🫀🩸

It's called Danni and The Vampire.

On Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09QGH9852/

Free on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/655264

Free on Plex: https://watch.plex.tv/movie/danni-and-the-vampire

I had to put the word out to all -4 of my most devoted followers here! Wrote/directed/edited a live-action feature film that's finally done and debuting this Fall in the "Graveyard Shift" of the 51st Nashville Film Festival's first virtual fest oh my goodness lookathat!

(That is all.)

Official Trailer

If anybody gives a fuck, this picture at the bottom was just drawn-- the first frame of the first shot of "Abysmal Adventures #2".

Yes, it'll be a doozy, my four fans out there. We've got some good ol' violence, old friends and new ones alike, Mick Lauer (our beloved RicePirate!) is back in more roles for him to knock out of the park, there's more insight to Wojtek's mysterious mind and finally, because you asked for it-- SLIGHTLY FASTER PACING!

Now that I have something people will actually see to possibly motivate them to look at my page I might as well post something.

So here goes.

-I typed a long explanation of how I made the series, but reading that is like reading paint dry*, so I'll just say this-

Long story short, made it like any cartoon is made- wrote it, voiced it & got other voices, then animated the hell out of it. Yeah it's all pretty crude but if I keep at it, I think could get it exponentially better. There were a couple animation shots where I was feeling like I was getting the hang of it, but I never kept it consistent. The sound quality is tough because I suck at compressing things (obviously by the size of the file & loading time, any tips appreciated) and I will practice my voice acting.

Alright, so thanks for watching (I assume). I don't know how long it'll be till the next episode, but if this continues to get positive reception, I'll work harder at making sure it gets made. Don't expect the length of the first one (or that slow pacing either, hooray!), but I'll keep working at it and practicing.

*yes, "reading paint dry."